15 Things to do at Walmart


#1

[size=6]15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:[/size]

  1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.

  2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

  3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

  4. Walk up to an employee and tell them “Code 3 in Housewares” and see what they do.

  5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

  6. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

  7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

  8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

  9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

  10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

  11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

  12. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

  13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!”

  14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!”

And, last, but not least!

  1. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

  2. Go to the toy section and put “Offtopicz.com” on all the Etchasketch’s.


#2

:funnah :rofl


#3

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Done that.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

Thats a fuggin riot :rofl


#4
  1. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!”

:funnah

that whole list was great


#5

haha actually laughed out loud :rock


#6

Re: re: 15 Things to do at Walmart

same here


#7

My two favorites. I laughed :laughing
#11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
#13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!”

#17. Go to the Walmart T use to work at and hand the manager a list of crossed out names except his name, and tell him it turns out Jan is a serial killer and he’s next on the list, then run out of the store screaming, “Cashews on sale on isle 7”.


#8

Very Funny >>>>>> I have to ask HOW OLD ARE YOU :banana :banana :banana


#9

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.

I must… try… that…

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

Done that, boy were they pissed off trying to figure out how each one works.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

Wow… lol

4. Walk up to an employee and tell them “Code 3 in Housewares” and see what they do.

Me and my friends did that, we just told them some weird code, he looked at us weird and darted off to that department.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

haha

6. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

I used to do that all the time at work when I did maintenance at the mall.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.
too much work to do that

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

haha I’ve done that too, they apologized and said if I needed them they’d be at the counter.

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

Shit, I do that anyway.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

bwaaa I was with my friend when he did that one day. We almost got escorted from the hunting department by security.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Done that, a lot.

12. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

haha I need to try that.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!”

Knowing Fort Wayne, I’d get shot. lol

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!”

lol

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

haha fitting room… haha I didn’t catch that at first.

16. Go to the toy section and put “Offtopicz.com” on all the Etchasketch’s.

werd.


#10

WOW 2000… TMI


#11

hey, get someone dressed up like ol’ granny… lol, grab a couple of motorcarts with your friends, go to the ladies section every once in a while and grab a lot of bras, put the carts in like 3 different places (3 carts, 3 places) and then leave… or do the same type of thing except regular carts, and do it with groceries…remember try (with the groceries ideal) to make it look like you really were going shopping, but had to leave immediately for some emergency at home or something (that way, you can come back again, to do it again, or to get regular groceries for real)

or you could take the carts, some tomato juice, some mayonaise, some condoms, a marker, a poster board, some boxers, some bras n panties, and take the cart to a dark location, use the juice and mayo on the boxers and panties, put the bra on the seat like its been lightly tossed… leave it in the ladies section, take the posterboard and marker, write a message as to where the “scene” took place, place the marked posterboard and leave it in the automotive section of the store, and then procede to find someone in the grocery area and tell them that there is a code 5 or some number in the auto department. the sign will tell them of the little “scene in the cart” and by the time they link it to you, you will have already left the store…

btw, only do these things and others when your on trips to other walmarts than that of your own local store…


#12

lemon … well that is ok for you children :lol :lol :lol


#13

hey, i didnt do those things…

when i was in the marching band at school (ugh, bad memories) they would discuss that on the competition trips and such


#14

Yea Right :lol :smiley:


#15

put the condoms in carts of old people not looking.
we used to go ride the bikes around the whole store at 3am drunk as hell.


#16

Re: RE: 15 Things to do at Walmart

[quote=blank]put the condoms in carts of old people not looking.
we used to go ride the bikes around the whole store at 3am drunk as hell.[/quote]

ride? more like fall off when ya :gears around the corner aisle


#17

Sounds like you know …Like i said your not to old for a :spank :lol :lol


#18

i dont know about the drunk as hell at 3 am… :smiley:
and im too big to ride the tricycles…

but i do know that in gc, sc, you get fined 1085 denaro and 6 smacks on the license for sqealing off the line…

tazzy = :owned & :barf


#19

Really when was we talking about squealing off the line … i think your drinking tonight

lemon === :owned


#20

i dont drink…

and i was just stateing some of my knowledge… damn…

:lol

tazzy = :owned