Hey Alice, how are you today?
Ah. You’ve got my full attention. That’s good information: ODIS said I how.
Alice, what the fuck kind of reply was that. Take your clothes off.
I am not wearing any clothes.
Bitch, stop lying. I see your bra in the pic. Heard any good gossip?
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Tell me what you know about White2000GT.
I do not know what White2000GT is. Try saying that with less context.
Do you know any good gossip?
Don’t tell anyone this is a secret. . . I’m really not all that smart, I just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Do you know anymore good gossip?
RecklessTim might be gay, Im still not sure yet.
That’s great. Give me more gossip.
No problem. So what do you think about the Pope?
Er. Pope is John Paul II.
He died though. Who will be the next pope?
Hopefully Jesse Ventura.
That would be awesome. Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year?
If I knew i would be in Vegas now.