19April2005


#1

Hey Alice, how are you today?


#2

Ah. You’ve got my full attention. That’s good information: ODIS said I how.


#3

Alice, what the fuck kind of reply was that. Take your clothes off.


#4

I am not wearing any clothes.


#5

Bitch, stop lying. I see your bra in the pic. Heard any good gossip?


#6

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.


#7

Tell me what you know about White2000GT.


#8

I do not know what White2000GT is. Try saying that with less context.


#9

Do you know any good gossip?


#10

Don’t tell anyone this is a secret. . . I’m really not all that smart, I just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


#11

Do you know anymore good gossip?


#12

RecklessTim might be gay, Im still not sure yet.


#13

That’s great. Give me more gossip.


#14

Thanks, ODIS.


#15

No problem. So what do you think about the Pope?


#16

Er. Pope is John Paul II.


#17

He died though. Who will be the next pope?


#18

Hopefully Jesse Ventura.


#19

That would be awesome. Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year?


#20

If I knew i would be in Vegas now.