2 for 1 special at the Club


#1

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at
the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring
blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting
there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, “If
you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?” The older cowboy slowly turns
his head toward the young wrangler and in
his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, go ahead.” Eagerly, the young
cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts
spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and
notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he
immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly
says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”


#2

omfg nasty i thought the punchline was the mouse. that was so unexpected … hilarious :funnah :funnah :funnah


#3

:barf :owned