2 Jokes


#1

A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on
the door. When the farmer’s wife opened the door, the
man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she
slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again,
he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the
door and screamed, “Get the hell away!”

Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said
he would stay home the following day just in case.
Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The
husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the
door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have
sex she said, “Yes!”

The man replied, “Great! Give some to your husband the
next time you see him, and tell him to keep the hell
away from my wife!”


And the one i think is better


Carlos calls his boss in the morning:

Ey, boss i not come work today I really sick. I got
headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work.

The boss says:

You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a
blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to
work. You should try that.

2 hours later Carlos calls:

Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I’ll be at
work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house.


#2

hahahahahahahaha


#3

:rofl @ #2


#4

bahahahahahaha #1 is great, #2 is predictable, but still funny.