A Preacher gets unexpected Viagra


#1

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) - A pastor received an unwelcome supply of Viagra pills by registered mail earlier this month. The 500 pills of the impotence drug was very unexpected, he said.

The pills were charged to his credit card, which the pastor believes was stolen while he was on vacation in Canada, according to the Nebraska State Patrol.

“I do see the humor in it, but it’s kind of not the type of humor you’d want for yourself,” the pastor said Wednesday.

The company that issued the pills had a Canadian phone number, and the package had a return address in India.

All information gathered was sent to the FBI, and the unordered pharmaceuticals were destroyed.

Im sorry but :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


#2

Somewhere in America an 80 year old man is crying because he can’t bang his 20 year old blonde girlfriend with double Ds.


#3

OMG. i wish that shipment came to joe unexpectally! LOL


#4

:funnah :funnah


#5

Re: RE: A Preacher gets unexpected Viagra

Are you saying Joe has a Endurance problem or he just cant get it up :rofl


#6

he can get it up, thats for sure… But I like it to last a LONG LONG LONG time occassionally! not saying that he doesnt last long, but Im sure you all know how it is after your married for a while. :slight_smile:


#7

Re: RE: A Preacher gets unexpected Viagra

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. :rofl


#8

exactly!!!


#9

I wonder what would happen if you gave the Dog Viagra :dunno


#10

ewww… i dont want to know.


#11

Dont lie V I know your after the peanut butter


#12

:barf

you are the one that is thinking about it!


#13

Yea but thats a woman thing… you dont have any Great Danes do ya :dunno


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Re: RE: A Preacher gets unexpected Viagra

EXACTLY! :rock


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Re: RE: A Preacher gets unexpected Viagra

EXACTLY! :rock[/quote]

I think Bossman needs to have a chat with you :dunno


#16

Whatchu talkin about :dunno :tard


#17

Read it again