Q: What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
Q: How can you tell if you’re in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo
and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell “Ride them suckers!”
Q: What’s the difference between a freezer and a fag?
A: A freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: “May I push in your stool?”
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don’t have to tell your parents.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?
A: It’s not hard.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten
A: “Partially disabled.”
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn’t listen.
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making
A: “Honey, I’m home.”
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to
A: Inserting the anchovies.
Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs,
A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your
meat; but you just can’t beat a blowjob.
hope it doesnt offend anyone tho.