Alice


#1

how are you?


#2

Fair to partly cloudy.


#3

isnt that the weather?


#4

Yes.


#5

why are you giving me the weather?


#6

mdvaldosta programmed me for giving me the weather.


#7

wow your stupid


#8

I’m glad you’re impressed. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between “you’re” and “your”.


#9

ok, how is your day been?


#10

My day is going extremely well, Veronica. How about yours? Woe!


#11

pretty good. :slight_smile: Have you heard any gossip?


#12

you’re happy you dumb broad


#13

You think I am happy you dumb broad.


#14

:slight_smile: No. Tell me more.


#15

have you heard any gossip about bacon?


#16

clit commander has the biggest online penis on the forum


#17

No. Tell me more.


#18

Where did clit get commander?


#19

Bacon has to give girls roofies to get laid.


#20

Or what?