Blonde joke


#1

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a regular day, when the door busts open and in come four blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51days, 51 days!” Five more blondes show up and soon their voices are raising the roof. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle of the table. They all begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all chanting “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child’s puzzle of the Big Bird. The bartender asks one of the blondes, “What’s all the noise and celebration about?” The blonde who brought in the picture explains, “Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together… the side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!” :rock


#2

hahahahahaha


#3

funny that a blonde is posting that… lol

I have to tell yall something…

Austin brought home some home work the other day. Well, I was at work, so heather decided to help him with it… The instructions was to draw a picture of something that started with Dd. Heather was so puzzled by this… she even tried looking up a word that started with Dd!! She finally gave up and said that she couldnt find a word that started w/ Dd. hahaha… If noone has gotten this yet… let me fill you in. In kindergarden, they send everything home w/ upper and lower case letters so they see both letters and associate both with the word.

IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!


#4

Re: RE: Blonde joke…

[quote=vshayes]funny that a blonde is posting that… lol

I have to tell yall something…

Austin brought home some home work the other day. Well, I was at work, so heather decided to help him with it… The instructions was to draw a picture of something that started with Dd. Heather was so puzzled by this… she even tried looking up a word that started with Dd!! She finally gave up and said that she couldnt find a word that started w/ Dd. hahaha… If noone has gotten this yet… let me fill you in. In kindergarden, they send everything home w/ upper and lower case letters so they see both letters and associate both with the word.

IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!![/quote]

hahaha


#5

…it could have happened to anyone :think


#6

Re: RE: Blonde joke…

[quote=vshayes]funny that a blonde is posting that… lol

I have to tell yall something…

Austin brought home some home work the other day. Well, I was at work, so heather decided to help him with it… The instructions was to draw a picture of something that started with Dd. Heather was so puzzled by this… she even tried looking up a word that started with Dd!! She finally gave up and said that she couldnt find a word that started w/ Dd. hahaha… If noone has gotten this yet… let me fill you in. In kindergarden, they send everything home w/ upper and lower case letters so they see both letters and associate both with the word.

IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!![/quote]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHahhahahahahahahahaa


#7

i thik she got mad at me for posting that :tard :dunno


#8

:rofl


#9

this thread = :rofl


#10

no i didnt get mad but i think this blonde shit is rubbing off on me today i locked my moms keys in her car at work. what a lovely day off. had to call a locksmith $25!! i won’t complain but next time i will stay in bed and sleep in. one day veronica is gonna slip up and im gonna tell ya’ll so we’ll be even. she has her days… :booze


#11

Veronica isn’t Blonde though. :banana


#12

sometimes i wonder…LOL so you are saying that blondes are the only ones who have a tendancy to do ‘blonde things’, which are nothing but stereotype in the first place. everyone has their moments. i guess its cool you are defending her


#13

Re: RE: Blonde joke…

Dont worry, si is brought to us by uncle ben’s :banana


#14

Re: RE: Blonde joke…

Not so much as a defense as it was a stereotypical joke towards blondes.

My sister is a brunette and has said/done dumber things than the story Vs told us about you.


#15

Re: RE: Blonde joke…

I can proudly say that I’ve never once done a blonde thing. Truly, I’ve never said a truly stupid comment. It might just be worded wrong or I’m hyper, but I am n oblonde :banana

-Ron


#16

LMAO. the “Dd” thing is funny. sorry Heather…had to laugh.