Boston Fan


#1

BOSTON FAN

Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston
Common
when one is attacked by a vicious dog. Thinking
quickly, the
other boy took his hockey stick and managed to
wedge it down
the dog’s collar and twist, luckily breaking the
dog’s neck and
stopping its attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident
and rushes
over to interview the boy. “Young Bruins Fan Saves
Friend from
Vicious Animal…” he starts writing in his
notebook.

“But, I’m not a Bruins fan”, the little hero
replied.

“Sorry, since we’re in Boston, I just assumed you
were”, said
the reporter and starts again.

“Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack…”
he
continued writing in his notebook.

“I’m not a Red Sox fan either!”, the boy said.

“Oh, Patriots Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific
Attack…” he
continued to write in his notebook.

“I’m not a Patriots fan either”, said the boy.

“I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the
Bruins, the
Red Sox or the Patriots. So, what team do you root
for?”
the reporter asked.

“I’m a Yankees fan!”, the child beamed.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
writes:
“Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family
Pet!”


#2

hahaha :lol