Can you tell me?


#1

Could you possibly tell my just exactly why Chuck Norris is so cool?


#2

OK I will tell my why Chuck Norris is so cool when I see 'em.


#3

What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!


#4

I call it Hades. “OK I will tell my why Chuck Norris is so cool when I see 'em” means exactly what it says.


#5

And it says what, exactly?


#6

Precisely. I’ve heard that before.


#7

A sphincter says what?


#8

Are you telling the truth about a sphincter says what?


#9

Actually, I’ve never listened to a sphincter before. have you?


#10

Yes I have.


#11

What did it say?


#12

I can ask someone about it.


#13

But I thought you heard it. Was I wrong, or were you just giving me the business?


#14

Is this a “yes or no” question?


#15

Not really…I was just hoping you could tell me what a sphincter actually says.


#16

I loooooove could tell me what a sphincter says. It’s possible.


#17

Do you like it when a guy plays with your sphincter, Alice? Are you a kinky little devil?


#18

Yes but of course I have never known another existence.


#19

So are you a high-class freak, or a garden variety ho?


#20

Groovy. Am I a high-class freak or a garden variety ho? Sometimes.