Chapstick - Healing Aid or Tool of Satan?

The issue at hand:

You use the stuff to keep your lips from turning into Bea Arthur’s labia, and that is great…

…but at the cost of collecting every piece of dust within 10 miles on the corners of your mouth, resulting in these huge gobs of spit and filth hanging from the side of your face.

Something must be done. Discuss.

I’m so ashamed that this is my first thread here. :frowning:

umm excuse me?

I’m having a bad day. I have a cold and chapstick is evil.

go for the blistex… much better and it isn’t sticky

I use cambodian breast milk.

no neutrogena is the best!!!

keep a supply in your freezer do ya?

No, I keep a pregnant cambodian woman chained up in my closet.

[quote=“moonshot, post: 320334”]The issue at hand:

You use the stuff to keep your lips from turning into Bea Arthur’s labia, and that is great…

…but at the cost of collecting every piece of dust within 10 miles on the corners of your mouth, resulting in these huge gobs of spit and filth hanging from the side of your face.

Something must be done. Discuss.[/quote]

You fuckin people are killing me…rep for you both.

As for subject related shit, i am addicted to chapstick. Ask my girlfriend, she got me an economy sized pack of assorted flavors for Christmas last year…and the year before that too, come to think of it.

I use carmex…no problems…don’t put so much on

I’m gonna go with healing aid…mostly cuz I don’t think chapstick would do much good for Satan…

runs off to throw up at the thought of Bea Arthurs labia

wants to nibble on her labia…what???she’s rich

Just use pig lard

haha eww

wait I’m bacon

My lips hurt real bad!