I don’t know what it was that I ate last night that caused this but I had the WORST farts today.
I was in a meeting this morning and I cleared the room. I was laughing so hard I almost peed my pants.
They were absolutely ferocious. They just sota hung there and wouldn’t go away…i swear you could taste them :rofl
The President’s assistant actually brought over some air freshener and they told me I had to leave the meeting every time I had to pass wind from then on.
Now people keep walking by office and I can tell that they smell it. This is fucking hilarious. I’m having the best day EVER!
I know I should be embarrassed but I just think it’s funny :tard
Everytime I feel one coming on I go into someone’s office pretending that I have a question to ask them, then I let it slip and they can’t go back in for a half hour or so.
Anyone have any similar stories?