Damn Blonde


#1

A blonde hears that taking a milk bath can help your skin.
She leaves a note requesting 5 gallons of milk for the milkman
The next day, he sees it and thinks, “Surely she’s mistaken, maybe its 0.5 gallons”
He asks her, and she replies, “No, 5 gallons, I wanna take a milk bath”
He says, “Do you want it pastureized”
The blonde says, “No, I just want it up to my boobs, I’ll splash the rest on my face”
:smiley:
Damn blondes

-Ron


#2

Hey now, we’re not all that dumb. :smiley:


#3

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

All us blondes that is!


#4

Are you hot? :smiley:


#5

She is one hot babe. She if you can get a pic of her


#6

Then your not a -stupid- blonde :smiley:


#7

http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/e74c96b3fb147c7e80c58b58fb707aca.gif Hot chick


#8

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

haha she’s so blonde she had to add to her post so it made sense.


#9

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haha she’s so blonde she had to add to her post so it made sense.[/quote]

:funnah :funnah :rofl


#10

http://img104.echo.cx/img104/5739/untitled2xg.jpg
Not that she ain’t hot, but WHAT THE FUCK…THIS ENTIRE FORUM IS NOTHING BUT COCKS N’ CHAINS!!!


#11

What the hell are you talking about???


#12

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He has Family Guy quotes open and minimized at the bottom of his browser so that means he’s a Family Guy poser. A real Family Guy aficionado would just know them by heart. http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/41452aea087f32247e77a2ddcbb9df93.gif

POSER! http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/a75a3be245624f014bc8f7cff8937acb.gif
J/K


#13

No, Mr. Booze. My friend needed a Family Guy link. I was getting that from the site…DURRRRRR
Plus, seeing as you can add Family Guy quotes to your website…I have a website, I was getting the code. :fu Think before you bitch.


#14

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[quote=HOTRODSnBOOZE]He has Family Guy quotes open and minimized at the bottom of his browser so that means he’s a Family Guy poser. A real Family Guy aficionado would just know them by heart. http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/41452aea087f32247e77a2ddcbb9df93.gif

POSER! http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/a75a3be245624f014bc8f7cff8937acb.gif
J/K[/quote]

runs in DID SOMEONE SAY FAMILY GUY!?! breathing heavily

Is that a backwards “S”?? Is that suppose to be CUTE! I will crap double for you tonight!


#15

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haha she’s so blonde she had to add to her post so it made sense.[/quote]

Your just sooooo funny :slight_smile:


#16

Blondes are hot :hump


#17

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[quote=StangMang][quote=HOTRODSnBOOZE]He has Family Guy quotes open and minimized at the bottom of his browser so that means he’s a Family Guy poser. A real Family Guy aficionado would just know them by heart. http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/41452aea087f32247e77a2ddcbb9df93.gif

POSER! http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/a75a3be245624f014bc8f7cff8937acb.gif
J/K[/quote]

runs in DID SOMEONE SAY FAMILY GUY!?! breathing heavily

Is that a backwards “S”?? Is that suppose to be CUTE! I will crap double for you tonight![/quote]

bwhaahaha!

Chris: “You want some ice cream Stewie?”

Stewie: “YES! But no sprinkles… for every sprinkle I find… I shall KILL YOU!”

bahahaha


#18

lol.


#19

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

[quote=xXxVampireFreakxXx]No, Mr. Booze. My friend needed a Family Guy link. I was getting that from the site…DURRRRRR
Plus, seeing as you can add Family Guy quotes to your website…I have a website, I was getting the code. :fu Think before you bitch.[/quote]

Oooooo kay, sure you were skippy. http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/ff949f4d6c119e4eb348941c55ca8cc4.gif


#20

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[quote=2000Si][quote=StangMang][quote=HOTRODSnBOOZE]He has Family Guy quotes open and minimized at the bottom of his browser so that means he’s a Family Guy poser. A real Family Guy aficionado would just know them by heart. http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/41452aea087f32247e77a2ddcbb9df93.gif

POSER! http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/a75a3be245624f014bc8f7cff8937acb.gif
J/K[/quote]

runs in DID SOMEONE SAY FAMILY GUY!?! breathing heavily

Is that a backwards “S”?? Is that suppose to be CUTE! I will crap double for you tonight![/quote]

bwhaahaha!

Chris: “You want some ice cream Stewie?”

Stewie: “YES! But no sprinkles… for every sprinkle I find… I shall KILL YOU!”

bahahaha[/quote]

BUAHAHAHA!! o man hahah

some more i can think of off the top…

Easy with the scalp. Your washing a babys hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress you holiday drunk.

YOU, cut my eggs!
cuts eggs
NOW the milk!
I can’t its liquid
IDIOT! Freeze it then CUT it! And if you question me again i shall put you on diaper detail!! And I will NOT make it easy on you!