Damn! I'm Doing Well!

I just went up the supermarket to get a few bits and I got asked for I.D. on a bottle of wine! (thats 18 to buy here)I thought I was losing it, I haven’t been asked for I.D. for at least a couple of years. She changed her mind when she noticed my wedding ring though!:smiley:

lol- I always love that when they card me. :slight_smile:

speaking of card’n yes great, but when i turned 18 i was excited got to buy my first pack of ciggz anda porn, walked up to the clerk purchased the items…NOT EVEN A DMAN WINK from here, no id check nothing, i was like what the hell, how long could i of really been buying shit like this then:( ruined my 18th brithday

I used to always get away with buying booze and fags underage. It was when I turned 18 they started wanting I.D.!

hahah fags are cigs where youre from peter, but here fags are totalllllly different :-p

Nah it means the same here too! Its the British sense of humour where everything revolves around innuendos, why do you think we have a pudding called a spotted dick?:smiley:

lol now that i read his posts again and pretend i know know what fags are there, its so much funnier! poor poor dude

spotted dick really? any good?

Yes, though that probably sounds gay!:smiley: (there’s our humour!)

lol i could never order! “yes ill take a spotted dick please” ummmm yeah strike that

what flavor is it?

Well here’s the recipie for you

Spotted Dick

285g (10oz) Self-Raising Flour
150g (5oz) Shredded Suet
150ml (¼ pint) Milk
110-160g (4-6oz) Currants or Raisins
85g (3oz) Castor Sugar
1 Lemon, zest only, finely grated
Pinch Salt Mix all of the dry ingredients, including the grated lemon zest, together thoroughly
Add enough milk to produce a soft dough.
Turn out onto a floured surface.
Roll out the mixture to produce a roll approximately 15cm (6 in) long and 5cm (2 in) in diameter.
Prepare either a tea towel lightly dusted with flour, or sheet of kitchen foil or a double thickness of greaseproof paper, brushed with melted butter.
Wrap loosely but securely, leaving enough space for it to rise.
Tie or seal the ends.
Place in the steamer and cover tightly.
Steam for 1½ to 2 hours.
Serve cut into thck slices with hot custard.

That recipe is basically one giant innuendo. I can’t even read it without smirking!

Poor homosexuals. Bad enough they were victims of hate crimes. Now yer lighting them on fire and smoking them? Thats just fucked up. :tongue: