I’m warning you…this is really SICK!!!
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Today at lunch there was a girl in the lunchroom that works in a different part of the bldg. She started to tell us about her sister who works downtown in a law office.
She had not been feeling well, had a sore throat, so she went to the doctor. The doctor hollered OMG. She of course said what!!! He said “just what have you been doing? Theres only one thing that could have caused MAGGOTS IN YOUR THROAT. You have been giving oral sex to someone that has had sex with a cadaver.” (For those who dont know a cadaver is a dead person.)
Apparently, her boyfriend who lives a couple hours away is a mortician!!!
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