In that case, Elsaß-Lothrnigen is rightfully German, not French. Now pack up your baguette before we resurrect Bismarck and Moltke from the grave and invade you again
Also, we’ll take over Belgium, because lets be honest, they’re probably tied with the Portuguese for being the worst of the colonial powers in terms of Africa
As the gay brother of a female military officer i think that women should be duty bound to protect the fairer sex. I agree that women should protect men before themselves as I for one would be incapable of protecting myself.