I get a song stuck in my head and I keep singing it but replace as many words as I can with the dirtiest words I can come up with.
And not softly either. I sometimes wonder if my neighbors can hear me.
And then a little while ago I caught myself singing along tunelessly to the TV when “I Got You Babe” by Sonny and Cher came on.
Except I was hugging my dog and waiting for the appropriate time for him to sing Cher’s part.
After awhile he walked off and started licking himself.
[SIZE=1]Which is coincidentally, something Cher used to do as well.[/SIZE]