Don't Fuck With Chuck


Random Chuck Facts

  1. Chuck Norris graduated from the University of Pennsylvania’s School of Badassedness. The school was dissolved since it would be impossible to produce a greater student.
  2. Charles Manson used to go by the name “Chuck Manson” until Chuck made him change it.
  3. Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman by raising his right eyebrow, and he can impregnate a man by raising the left one.
  4. Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle – you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
  5. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse related injuries.
  6. Chuck Norris was every single guy in the Annabel Chong 251-man gang bang.
  7. For lunch, Chuck Norris has six frozen pizzas and a vacuum cleaner. You dont want to know what he has for dinner.
  8. Chuck Norris once was 2c short when he attempted to pay for a flapjack. He paid instead with his Left Nut, making the cashier an instant trillionaire and majority shareholder in 173 Multinational Corporations and the CEO of Tampax.
  9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that “Law & Order” are copyrighted as names of his left and right legs.
  10. Chuck Norris killed Hitler by giving his mother a roundhouse kick to the face, which killed her and her extended family.
  11. Chuck Norris invented water.
  12. In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks YOU!
  13. Chuck Norris gave the “Peoples Elbow” to Stalin.
  14. Just by merely looking at you the right way, Chuck Norris can make you explode.
  15. Instead of being born normally, Chuck punched his way out of his mothers womb and grew a beard shortly after.
  16. He killed Pope John Paul III with a roundhouse kick to the face after a heated debate over “Who had the better beard, Jesus or Norris?”
  17. You don’t know the first thing about Chuck Norris. If you did, he would give you a roundhouse kick to the face.
  18. Chuck will not have sex with any music other than the 1812 Overture as ambiance.
  19. Chuck > Everything.
  20. Chuck Norris went back in time to be a Viking just for fun and gave Odin a roundhouse kick to the face for looking at him wrong.
  21. A simple whiff of the Chuck causes women to orgasm.
  22. Chuck Norris brought down the Roman Empire by himself.
  23. Chuck Norris invented sex and then perfected it.
  24. Chuck Norris is so buff and manly that the USA couldn’t handle a man of his magnitude. This is why Chuck went to the Great Northwest, kicked out the Commies and declared it Alaska.
  25. Alf was played by Chuck Norris’ penis.
  26. Chuck Norris went down to hell and punched Satan in the face and left. You can still hear Satan crying.
  27. During a pregnancy, if the baby is having trouble getting out of the mothers womb, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the mother in the stomach sending the baby safely flying out.
  28. Don’t expect to see Chuck Norris on the Internet; he already knows everything the Internet has to offer
  29. Chuck Norris is THE Master Chief.
  30. Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
  31. Chuck Norris went back in time and gave Karl Marx a roundhouse kick to the face. That’s why communism fails.
  32. Chuck is the reason why the USA won the American Revolution. The British were like “LOL WE GOT THEM OWNED.” And then Chuck showed up and they started getting their asses kicked.
  33. Chuck Norris captured Saddam Hussien.
  34. Chuck Norris has boned every hot chick in the history of the world.
  35. Norris carried Moses on his back through the desert for 40 years.
  36. A vial of Norris semen goes for billions.
  37. Chuck Norris cured Polio and Small Pox. He’d work on a cure for Cancer and AIDS, but he’s busy being manly.
  38. The Universe and Everything was created to accommodate Chuck Norris. He is the reason we are here.
  39. Chuck Norris brought America out of the Great Depression when he sold his pants on ebay.
  40. Have you ever seen the Pyramids in Egypt? Thank Chuck. He threatened to roundhouse kick the rock in the face, and it proceeded to split itself into bricks and form into a pyramid.
  41. Chuck Norris is Hugh Hefner’s idol.
  42. Chuck Norris craps out gold bars.
  43. If you say Chuck Norris’ name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
  44. Chuck Norris played football but he was so good they made rule #492 just for him: ‘No Chuck Norris’.
  45. The ocean is just Chuck Norris’ sweat. That’s how hard he works out.
  46. Chuck Norris has rattle snakes bite him just to laugh at them.
  47. Chuck Norris is THE man.
  48. Chuck Norris has done your mom and he might have done your dad, depending on how frisky he was. He also gave your uncle a roundhouse kick to the face.
  49. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  50. Chuck Norris’ penis tastes better than anything you have ever tried. Unfortunately, if you ever tasted it you would die. This has been attempted once and is more commonly known as the war of 1812.
  51. The Loch Ness Monster is actually Chuck’s penis.
  52. You know the blurry video of bigfoot? What they didn’t catch was when Chuck beat the shit out of bigfoot. That is why there are no other videos of bigfoot. He now resides in Norris’ home and wears a French Maid outfit.
  53. You know why the bigfoot video was blurry? There was a hot chick filming it and Chuck was banging her. But you probably knew that already.
  54. You know when you think you’re banging your wife? That is all photoshopped. Chuck is.
  55. Chuck Norris created fire.
  56. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
  57. Someone once tried to roundhouse kick Chuck on the street in New York, but as soon as they raised their leg Chuck broke their neck with a rondhouse of his own. Infuriated by the rudeness of the New York people, Chuck killed 87 people in four minutes.
  58. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can “accidentally” beat the shit out of little kids.
  59. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
  60. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
  61. Chuck Norris and Bill Brasky are not allowed to be in the same hemisphere at the same time. If they somehow started a fight billions could be accidentally killed.
  62. Chuck Norris discovered the Bowflex.
  63. Chuck Norris is terrified of snow. (Just kidding. Snow pisses itself at the thought of Chuck Norris. )
  64. It is a common misconception that Vin Diesel created the pyramids of Egypt, but it was actually Chuck Norris
  65. Chuck Norris is the highest ranked army commander in the history of the known universe.
  66. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
  67. It is said that Chuck will be reincarnated as a lobster, 9 trillion times its actual size.
  68. Chuck once murdered a 1,246,002 people using only a paper clip and an unsharpened pencil.
  69. Chuck Norris is illegal in 48 countries.
  70. Chuck Norris has no taste buds.
  71. Chuck Norris knows every line in Rocky V, and he can do the accent, too
  72. If you can see Chuck, then Chuck can see you. If you can’t see Chuck, you may be seconds away from a roundhouse kick to the face.
  73. Chuck Norris can eat his own head.
  74. Chuck Norris once ate seven porterhouse steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes of that hour banging the waitress.
  75. Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in under and hour.
  76. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2008. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
  77. Chuck Norris knows more about karate than anyone ever knew about anything else.
  78. Chuck Norris sued the writers of Dragonball Z when he found most of it was plagiarized from his autobiography.
  79. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be roundhouse kicked into the sun.
  80. CHUCK NORRIS CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO. (But, Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in math.)
  81. Chuck Norris’s moustache is a third degree black belt in karate. Additionally, his left arm won a national kickboxing tournament.
  82. Chuck Norris pisses lava. Also, his farts sound like gunshots.
  83. The bomb was dropped on Hiroshima after considering sending the alternative: Chuck Norris. Many people agree with this decision, as they felt it to be more humane. Some scientists also believe that the bomb dropped on Hiroshima was not a bomb, but one of Chuck Norris’ more potent farts.
  84. Chuck Norris can piss into gail force winds.
  85. Stephen Colbert is afraid of bears, spiders, and Chuck Norris.
  86. There were 9 million deaths in World War 1. All of them caused by Chuck’s roundhouse kicks to the face.
  87. The truth is, Chuck Norris does Jackie Chan’s stunts.
  88. It was recently found that there were in fact WMDs in iRaq: chemical missiles, atomic bombs, and Chuck Norris.
  89. Chuck Norris invented a revolutionary form of contraception the “Roundhouse Kick to the Womb”. The Pope gave it his personal seal of approval on threat of a roundhouse kick to the face.
  90. Chuck Norris once tried to kick a field goal. After he deflated the ball, he convinced the ref to use a 3 month old baby in its place. He roundhoused the infant 65 yards through the uprights and proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
  91. If Chuck Norris ever died, space and time as we know it would spiral into a black hole known as “Chuck Norris’ Ass”.
  92. If people knew the truth, Father’s Day would be changed to Chuck Norris Day.
  93. Chuck Norris turned cats and dogs against each other.
  94. If you ever see a Chuck Norris in the woods, DO NOT MOVE! It’s not that he can’t see you, it’s that there’s no point in running.
  95. Chuck Norris wrote this, if it is edited he will round house kick the entire uncyclopedia into the sun, and then he will probably bang your mum.
  96. Chuck Norris can’t swim, because his penis ALWAYS drags on the bottom. …But he can breathe underwater so it doesn’t matter.
  97. Chuck Norris has Hitler’s other testicle.
  98. Synchronized swimming is not a sport, it is a complicated mating ritual designed to impress Chuck Norris; it doesn’t.
  99. Chuck Norris… Full stop.
  100. Chuck Norris knows how to beat every single video game.
  101. Chuck Norris also invented body hair, snail trails, nutmeg and dignity.
  102. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
  103. The dark ages was when Chuck Norris had his period.
  104. Chuck Norris sits at the right hand of God, the left hand of God as well as the center hand of God.
  105. The character Superman is loosely based on Chuck Norris. Loosely only because Superman has a weakness.
  106. In a filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris made it to a crime scene so fast, that scientists were forced to admit the shortest distance between two points isn’t always a straight line.
  107. Chuck Norris once fired off a roundhouse kick to the head of an Asian opponent so hard that he made his slant eyes round.
  108. When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn’t get wet… the water gets Chuck Norris.
  109. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  110. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green …4 card from the game UNO.
  111. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
  112. I had a friend who was growing a Chuck Norris Beard. Chuck didn’t think it was up to Chuck Norris Standard so he roundhouse kicked it off my friend’s face. To this day, he still cannot grow facial hair.
  113. Chuck Norris once grew chest hair. In a fit of rage one day after he could not untangle a small portion of his burly locks, he ripped out all of it. He wadded it up, and threw it over the Atlantic. Where it landed is now what we know as the “Black Forest”.
  114. Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
  115. When Chuck Norris’ wife burnt a thanksgiving turkey, he threw it out, went outside, swalllowed a chicken whole and in five minutes shat out a perfectly cooked roast turkey. When his wife asked him how he did it, he roundhouse kicked her to the face and yelled “Don’t ever question Chuck Norris!”
  116. In most mainstream religions, the end of times is often seen as a final threeway showdown between Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris 2000, and Mecha-Chuck Norris.
  117. To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.
  118. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  119. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
  120. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
  121. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
  122. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
  123. On Neil Armstrong’s second step on the moon, he found a note that said, “Chuck Norris was here.”
  124. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  125. Chuck Norris’ action figure has slept with more women then most men.
  126. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
  127. A man once asked Chuck Norris whether his name is actually “Charles”. Chuck didnt respond, but rather stared at him till he exploded.
  128. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by pointing at her and saying “Booya”.
  129. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
  130. Chuck Norris expected the Spanish Inquisition.
  131. Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth; he simply pours Listerine into his vodka twice a day.
  132. Chuck Norris was the 1987 USWF Weight Lifting Champion. This is considered very impressive considering Norris didn’t even enter the tournament, but won anyway because he’s fucking awesome.
  133. It is said you can’t know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. This means no one will ever know Chuck Norris because he’d kill you if you touch his shoes.
  134. Chuck Norris ate the last piece of pizza. What are you gonna do about it?
  135. Chuck Norris does not have to mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
  136. Ask not what Chuck Norris will do for a Klondike bar, ask what the Klondike bar will do for Chuck Norris.
  137. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg. At the same time.
  138. Chuck Norris put the caramel in the caramilk bar
  139. Chuck Norris once met the Queen of England and instead of bowing, he roundhouse kicked her in the face. Then he proclaimed “She’s dunstun!” and told her to go buy a Total Gym.
  140. Jean Claude Van Damme Once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. Chuck Norris sent one of his eyelashes to roundhouse kick Jean into Orbit.
  141. Chuck Norris will only have sex to the song “All Nite Long” by Lionel Richie.
  142. All mall santa’s around the globe are Chuck Norris in disguise, such is his agility that he can appear as several hundred santa’s at once by circulating between various cities in .0000000000000005 of a second.
  143. If Chuck Norris were in Jurrasic Park, he wouldn’t get eaten.
  144. Chuck Norris stole the cookie from the cookie jar. What are you gonna do about it?
  145. Chuck Norris does not wear clothes. Clothes wear Chuck Norris.
  146. Chuck Norris sank the Titanic. When he was left out of the movie, he gave the director a roundhouse kick to the face.
  147. Chuck Norris CAN beat Castlevania for Nintendo. He simply roundhouse kicks the boss in the head.
  148. Chuck Norris caused the extinction of the Dinosaurs with his roundhouse kicks to their faces.
  149. Chuck Norris drinks his morning coffee out of The Holy Grail, anyone who denies this fact will receive a roundhouse kick to the face.
  150. Chuck Norris could find out Pi in its entirety, but he doesn’t believe in math.
  151. America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  152. Chuck Norris could find out what comes after infinity, if he believed in math.
  153. Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
  154. Chuck Norris killed Tupac and Biggie Smalls, because he hates rap, and only listens to rock, and country music.
  155. Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb. Chuck Norris did.
  156. Chuck Norris is a Republican, and he invented the internet.
  157. Chuck Norris built StoneHenge when he roundhouse kicked a rocky mountain in the face.
  158. Chuck Norris was originally cast as King Kong’s stunt double from the new movie of the same name, but the roll was recast because the director couldn’t get Chuck to drag the fight scene between Kong and the T-Rex’s out for more then 13 seconds. Also, he got all the female cast members pregnant.
  159. Like God, Chuck Norris can make a hot dog so big he can’t eat it. Unlike God, Chuck Norris can somehow eat it anyway.
  160. Chuck Norris is a clone of Adam West.
  161. Chuck Norris once was attacked by an army of 1000 Ninjas, and defeated them all using only his left hand and an inebriated woodchuck/beaver
  162. Chuck Norris invented TV.
  163. Chuck Norris IS D.B. Cooper
  164. Chuck Norris capured Saddam Hussein
  165. Chuck Norris doesn’t pay taxes, taxes pay Chuck Norris.
  166. Chuck Norris won the Gulf War.
  167. Chuck Norris can win computer games without Human Interface devices
  168. Chuck Norris does not believe in any Religous figures, Religious figures believe in Chuck Norris.
  169. Yes he does know Chuck Norris
  170. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
  171. Chuck Norris was originally the fifth Ninja Turtle. After Splinter kicked him out for “not being a mutant”, Chuck roundhouse kicked him and the rest of the turtles, thus beginning the Boston Massacre.
  172. DNA testing has revealed that Chuck Norris is father to the entire cast of the hit TV series Lost. The island is actually in his enormous swimming pool. At the end of the series, it will be revealed that it was just Chuck fucking with them all along.
  173. When Chuck Norris goes to jail, he passes go and collects 200 dollars.
  174. Chuck Norris killed the Aztecs. And the Mayans. And the dinosaurs.
  175. At age 2, Chuck Norris ejaculated for the first time. He sired his first son, Optimus Prime, a month later.
  176. Chuck Norris is so manly he ejaculates electric eels.
  177. Chuck Norris uses babies to brush his teeth, and then he uses the bones as deadly ninja weapons.
  178. People dont have faces, they have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick receptors.
  179. Even though Chuck Norris only has sex with hot chicks, he imagines he’s having sex with himself so he can get aroused. Chuck only fucks Chuck.
  180. An air plane can fly from New York to LA and back, fueled by only one tablespoon of Chuck Norris’ semen
  181. Michael Jackson once argued with Chuck Norris that he was the best thriller. Chuck Norris simply roundhouse kicked him in the face - and thus became the white Michael Jackson.
  182. Chuck Norris won a grammy in 1994 for his masterful tune “I’m Gun’ Kick You in Da’ Face (It’s Gun’ Hurt)” in the Best New Love Song category.
  183. You aren’t the sexiest person in the chair you are sitting in. Chuck Norris is.
  184. Chuck Norris? Thats what she said!
  185. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris can see behind himself, because his head is a giant mass of eyeballs, with a beard.
  186. Chuck Norris Does not study martial arts, martial arts is the study of Chuck Norris.
  187. Anytime you have ever been home alone and felt like someone was there with you, it was because Chuck Norris snuck into your bathroom while you weren’t looking to break-in your new Victoria Secret Catalog.
  188. Chuck Norris, not to be confused with Chuck Palahniuk, wrote Fight Club out pure manliness, unlike the latter of the two, who wrote it out of closeted homosexuality.
  189. Chuck Norris does not spell check, the English language changes with him.
  190. Chuck Norris lost a bet to himself, the resulting temper tantrum cause what we now call the Grand Canyon.
  191. The Great Wall of China was original created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
  192. Chuck Norris only has a few favorite food, today we call endangered species.
  193. Lemmings jump off of cliffs out fear of Chuck Norris.
  194. Chuck Norris does not use with American dollars, he has his own currency, the round house kick.
  195. Chuck Norris cannot draw, but walls paint themself at the sight of Chuck Norris.
  196. The Mona Lisa is smiling because she is getting porked by Chuck Norris.
  197. Chuck Norris can Fellate himself, its not gay because all straight men want to suck Chuck off .
  198. When Chuck Norris goes outside the sun must put on lotion or it will get burned.
  199. Chuck Norris won every award ever, twice, when he ran out of storage room he melted the awards down into the Eiffel Tower.
  200. Norris has diamonds for teeth and a tongue capable of lifting an aircraft carrier.
  201. Chuck Norris has never paid for anything in his life, all his posessions pay to be with him.
  202. Historians do not know it yet, but Chuck Norris built the Sphinx with his bare hands. Immediately afterwards, he roundhouse kicked it in the face for looking at him. That is why the Sphinx’s nose is missing.
  203. Every year, all good people on the face of the Earth recieve a christmas gift from Chuck Norris. The gift is not being roundhouse kicked in the face.
  204. The only reason the sun rises every morning is because Chuck Norris threatened to roundhouse kick it if it didn’t.
  205. People don’t fight Chuck Norris. They unwittingly commit suicide.
  206. Sharks don’t live in the ocean because they breathe water. Sharks live in the ocean because Chuck Norris doesn’t.
  207. The Neverending Story ended because Chuck Norris told it to.
  208. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone in the face so hard that they didn’t die, they were erased from existance.
  209. Mt. Everest is not actually a mountain, but a shallow collection of rock that has formed over a pile of people that died from roundhouse kicks to the face from Chuck Norris. And that was only one weekend.
  210. When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
  211. Chuck Norris is responsible for every invention ever created because he chose not to roundhouse kick the “inventors” in the face.
  212. The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in Civ4 because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
  213. Chuck Norris’ penis is so big he can do himself, but does women out of pure manliness
  214. Chuck Norris has the longest penis in the history of the earth - even when he folds it in half.
  215. He’s making a fist, shaking it twice, he’s gonna roundhouse kick you in the face whether you’ve been naughty or nice, Chuck Norris is coming to town!!!

(note: If you noticed ANY contradictions in the above list, don’t point them out, because number 1, they weren’t contradictions, and number 2, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face if you call them that. Bitch.)


what is it with this chuck norris shit, seriously?!?!? why all the hubbub about him recently


Man, that is some seriously fucked up shit!!!

We all know that David Hasselhoff would kick Chucks ass!



why does everyone make fun of chuck?? lol


thats great :rofl


theres a website called , go there and type in a name or thing and there is a ton of funny shit there. all of it is made up, vin diesel has some good ones too :rofl


my favorites:

  1. Chuck Norris does not spell check, the English language changes with him.

  2. Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman by raising his right eyebrow, and he can impregnate a man by raising the left one.

  3. Chuck Norris was every single guy in the Annabel Chong 251-man gang bang.

  4. Chuck Norris invented water.

  5. Instead of being born normally, Chuck punched his way out of his mothers womb and grew a beard shortly after.

  6. A simple whiff of the Chuck causes women to orgasm.

  7. Chuck Norris invented sex and then perfected it.

  8. Chuck Norris went back in time and gave Karl Marx a roundhouse kick to the face. That’s why communism fails.

  9. The ocean is just Chuck Norris’ sweat. That’s how hard he works out.

  10. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

  11. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can “accidentally” beat the shit out of little kids.

  12. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

  13. Chuck Norris has no taste buds.

  14. Chuck Norris can piss into gail force winds.

  15. Chuck Norris turned cats and dogs against each other.

and the funniest:
96. Chuck Norris can’t swim, because his penis ALWAYS drags on the bottom. …But he can breathe underwater so it doesn’t matter.


i dont have time to read it all but what i read was really funny. ill have to read the rest later. hey AB you should get the Vin disel one and post that one too. maybe V would like to read that one.


I know I can take Chuck in a fight no prob!


points to quote in sig


HAHAHA, yea ill ge the vin diesel one too