Escape from Colditz

Well not necessarily Colditz! Any prison really, imagine your Andy from Shawshank Redemption!

So say you’ve been locked away for a crime you didn’t commit (cue A Team music)

How would you escape?

What skills do you have at your disposal to ease your way to freedom?

Would you get anyone from the board to help you!? Who…

So many questions…I’m gonna tip the guards off about you!!

ill flash my titts get the key twat the sods and run