Explanation of Life!


#1

EXPLANATION OF LIFE

On the first day God created the dog.

God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
anyone
who

comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty
years."

The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me ten years
and I’ll give you back the other ten.” So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey.

God said, “Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
I’ll give you a twenty year life span.” The monkey said, “How
boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don’t think so. Dog
gave you back ten, so that’s what I’ll do too, okay?” And God
agreed.

On the third day God created the cow.

God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long
and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
the
farmer…

I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said,
"That’s
kind

of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have
twenty

and I’ll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.

On the forth day God created man.

God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I’ll give

you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you
what, I’ll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and
the ten the
monkey

gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty,
okay?"

So, that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play,
and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years, we slave in the
sun to support our family; for the next ten years, we do monkey
tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten
years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.


#2

:funnah


#3

How could those animals be created to help and entertain man but man was made after he created the animals? If man did not exist why create animals to do things for a non-existiant being. :dunno

Just kidding I get the joke. :smiley:


#4

Good point though :dunno


#5

because obviously he had plans to create man duh.


#6

That’s backwardz. He say’s the cow must support the farmers but there are no farmers. The dog to bark by the door but there aren’t any doors because man hasn’t built the houses. The monkey to entertain people but there aren’t any people. So what the hell were these animals doing on the earth until man came?

I get the joke tho. :think


#7

Thats a old one but still funny


#8

Re: RE: Explanation of Life!!!

You would know :rofl


#9

:dunno


#10

:smiley: Fun fun


#11

:nuts


#12

Damn dude thats just not righthttp://www.offtopicz.com/forums/images/smiles/spank.gif


#13

:spank :nuts :booty