Fave Sayings


#1

What is your favourite saying from a movie / tv show?

“I have a plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.”

  • Blackadder III

#2

“white people love wayne brady cause he makes bryant gumbel look like malcomx”
-chapelles show


#3

its days like this I miss dating a lesbian "ben Afflack"SP? chasing amy
lick my plate you dog dick “chop top” texas chainsaw massacre 2

there’s many more I can be here all day quoting favorite movie quotes


#4

“if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.” -“Doc” Emmett Brown from Back To The Future


#5

Man, you gotta love Back to the Future!!!


#6

“Its better to be dead and cool… than alive and uncool…”- Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man

Probably one of the best movies EVAR made.


#7

Anything by Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction.

“English, MOTHERFUCKER! Do. YOU. Speak. IT!”

Heh heh, I feel that way a lot when talking to people who insist on using internet lingo like 2 instead of too or to (among other variations).


#8

so there I was all alone naked with a 1/2 baked chicken and a jar of vasoline

I’d pee in her butt

psychos don’t explode I don’t care how crazy they are (george cloony) from dusk till dawn


#9

The opening bit to The 40 Year Old Virgin is class as well…stupid and disgusting, right up my alley.

Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah?
Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And… it’s a woman fuckin’ a horse. We get there and we think it’s gonna be awesome and… it is not as cool as it sounds like it’s gonna be. It’s kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think “A woman fuckin’ a horse” and you get there and… it’s a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that’s something.


#10

thats one of the funniest movies ever


#11

Re: RE: Fave Sayings

[quote=SpankyDaLuvMonky]Anything by Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction.

“English, MOTHERFUCKER! Do. YOU. Speak. IT!”

Heh heh, I feel that way a lot when talking to people who insist on using internet lingo like 2 instead of too or to (among other variations).[/quote]

“I don’t remember askin you a GODDAMN thing” is one we use around work a lot.


#12

Sam Jackson playing Major West on BASIC was also kick ass.

The best line was from the DVD features when the writer of the movie recalled a conversation with the director. They were discussing Jackson’s character being killed off and the director pointed out that ol’ Sam was so damn righteous that if you killed him off, the audience would revolt. Amazing, because he rocks that much fo’sho.

Actually, he’s probably my favorite actor ever now that I think about it. I mean, when he got eaten by the shark in Deep Blue Sea I was legit pissed off about them killing him.

Hah, yeah I’m kinda nutty like that.


#13

“May the Force be with you,”- any Jedi that says in the Star Wars movies

i LOVE the Star Wars movies. i been a big fan since i was little. :rock


#14

I have quite a few-
Adam: Hey, can you hear me? I’m having a fucking blast. This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant.

Adam: I don’t give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!

Adam: After Dr. Gordon is yelling out in distress over his families kidnapping scenario: ‘‘Are they OK?’’

Dr. Lawrence Gordon: What’s your name?
Adam: My name is Very Fucking Confused; what’s your name?

Adam: I went to bed in my shithole apartment and I woke up in an actual shithole.

[After Adam searches through the toilet]
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Did you find anything?
Adam: Nothing solid.

Dr. Gordon: You’d smoke a cigarette that you found just lying in this room?
Adam: Yes. I’m willing to risk it. Give me that sweet cancer.

Xavier: The only door you’ve ever opened is the one between your legs!

Adam: Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh shit, I’m probably dead.

Adam: My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.

Dr. Lawrence Gordon: You have to die
Adam: No, I want to live!
Dr. Lawrence Gordon: I’m sorry…
Adam: I want to live!

Zep Hindle: I’m gonna kill your husband now, Mrs. Gordon!

Xavier: The only door that you’ve ever opened is between your legs!

Laura: That’s twice today I woke up in this shithole.

John: Those who do not appreciate life do not deserve life.

John: Oh, yes, there will be blood.

John: Would you… kindly get me a glass of water? I would very much appreciate that…

John: Not too long now till your son starts pissing blood!

John: [to Amanda] Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.

John: Game over!

John: I want to play a game

John: X marks the spot.

John: Let the game begin.

John: How much blood would you shed to stay alive?

John: Live or die, make your choice.

Amanda: By creating a legacy, by living a life worth remembering, you become immortal.

Amanda: What is the cure for Cancer, Eric? The cure for death itself. The answer is immortality. By creating a legacy, by living a life worth remembering, you become immortal. So now we find the tables are turned. It is I who will carry on John’s work after he dies, and you are my first test subject. Now you are locked away, helpless and alone.
Amanda: [appears at the door frame] Game over.
[slams door shut]

Dr. Lawrence Gordon: He doesn’t want us to cut through our chains! He wants us to cut through our feet!

John: Yes, I’m sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me inside. Sick of people who don’t appreciate their blessings. Sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I’m sick of it all!

-Ron


#15

Scooby Doo-- they see some torn up negatives in the trash and Thelma says “Somebody doesn’t want somebody to see a picture of somebody”

Don’t know why but me and my mom laugh every time that comes up on tv…lol


#16

hmm

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i know something funny from family guy:

louis and peter, in a car, along with a pregnant women, i think louis’s sister or something.

louis - to pregnant woman: ok hunny, we are almost there
peter - to a fastfood drive in mic: uh, ill have three cheeseburgers
louis - to peter: peter! where are we? cant you tell that the woman is about to give birth?
peter - to louis: oh yeah.
peter - to drive-in mic: and a kids meal



#17

From Broken Lizards Super Troopers

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It’s for a cop.
Farva: What the hell’s that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don’t spit in that cop’s burger.
[to Farva]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It’s only 25 cents and look how much you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn’t want it.
Farva: I’ll just take a litre o’ cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Literacola? Do we sell literacola?
[to Farva]
Dimpus Burger Guy: What’s a literacola?
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for…
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: …give me my fucking cola!

BEST MOVIE EVER


#18

Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (Homer looking at Uruguay on the globe).


#19

easy sailor “van wider”
ok kids this is our uncle jager…thats right drink up “van wilder”
sorry boys bakeshop is closed “van wilder”


#20

Re: RE: Fave Sayings

[quote=UncleBacon]easy sailor “van wider”
ok kids this is our uncle jager…thats right drink up “van wilder”
sorry boys bakeshop is closed “van wilder”[/quote]

Shouldn’t you put the quotes around the quote and not the movie title :rofl