Favorite Movie Quotes

“Well…Ain’t this a… geographical oddity… two weeks away from anywhere”

O’ Brother Where Art Thou

“Not in the hair”

O’ Brother Where Art Thou

Nathan Arizona “You know…Jammies…Little yoda’s and shit…”

Raising Arizona

A Harmony Korine themed reply, here:

Gummo
Cowboy #1: This shitty-ass rabbit stinks!
Cowboy #2: I know.
Cowboy #1: He smells like pussy! He smells like an asshole!
Cowboy #2: [to Bunny Boy, the “rabbit”] Hey, motherfucker!
Cowboy #1: Smells like wetback dick!
Cowboy #2: They smell like a pound of bullshit!
(The cowboys are little kids)

Midget: I can’t shoot ball like Michael Jordan can… but that’s alright, though, you know? I’m also gay

Solomon: [voiceover] Life is beautiful. Really, it is. Full of beauty and illusions. Life is great. Without it, you’d be dead.

Mister Lonely (a movie about celebrity impersonators)

Michael Jackson: I don’t know if you know what it is like to want to be someone else, to not want to look like you look, to hate your own face and to go completely unnoticed. I have always wanted to be someone else. I have never felt comfortable the way I am. All I want is to be better than myself, to become less ordinary and to find some purpose in this world. It is easier to see things in others, to see things you admire and then try and become that. To own a different face, to dance a different dance, and sing a different song. It is out there waiting for us, inviting us to change. It is time to become who we are not. To change our face and become who we want to be. I think the world is a better place that way.

Abe Lincoln: Abe fuckin’ Lincoln.

This next one is a lot better when you see what happens next but this is by far the most chilling scene of the movie.
The Marilyn Monroe Impersonator (talking to her husband, Charlie Chaplin): Sometimes I look at you and you seem more like Adolf Hitler than Charlie Chaplin.

Julien Donkey-Boy

Father: Don’t scream. I don’t want you to scream. Be a man and quit that moody brooding.

The Grinch: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. Four o’clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?

“Oh fuck! Wank! Bugger! Shit!” - Bill Nighy in Love, Actually. :smiley:

if you dont know what movie this is from, well, your just not cool.

King Arthur " One… Two… Five! "
Patsy " three, sir "
King Arthur " Three"

ok to revise mine to be exact on my quote from Man on Fire:

Old man “In the church, they say to forgive”
Denzel “Forgiveness is between them & God, it’s my job to arrange the meeting”

To great!!! That is my favorite line from the entire movie!!

Airplane (1980) : Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

I Love Lamp!!!

“English motherfucker, do you speak it?”

Samuel L Jackson/Jules Vinnifield. Pulp Fiction.

Great line. That scene is legendary too.

Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

[quote=“jctauss, post: 920127”]if you dont know what movie this is from, well, your just not cool.

King Arthur " One… Two… Five! "
Patsy " three, sir "
King Arthur " Three"[/quote]

Dude! Holy Grail! Anybody that doesn’t know that should just shoot themselves in the head because life just isn’t worth it without Python.

Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa): You’re saying this only to make me go.
Humphrey Bogart (Rick): I’m saying it because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You’re part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa): But what about us?
Humphrey Bogart (Rick): We’ll always have Paris. We didn’t have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa): When I said I would never leave you.
Humphrey Bogart (Rick): And you never will. But I’ve got a job to do, too. Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that. Now, now… Here’s looking at you kid.

I like the one in the movie “catch me if you can” . the story of the mice churning the mile into cheese and coming out of it. That was really inspirational.

catch me if you can…

Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?
Earl Amdursky:Yeah. Yeah, we’d love to hear a joke from you.
Carl Hanratty: Knock knock.
Earl Amdursky: Who’s there?
Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourselves.

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Forrest Gump: My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage’’

My favourite:

The futures not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves” (Terminator 2)

Very, very true quote. Tells us that we must be careful with the decisions we make, as they all have consequences, and we must be careful not to ruin our future.

[quote=“lumpenstein, post: 920134”]Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa): You’re saying this only to make me go.
Humphrey Bogart (Rick): I’m saying it because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You’re part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa): But what about us?
Humphrey Bogart (Rick): We’ll always have Paris. We didn’t have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa): When I said I would never leave you.
Humphrey Bogart (Rick): And you never will. But I’ve got a job to do, too. Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that. Now, now… Here’s looking at you kid.[/quote]

My absolute favorite movie of all time. :clap

That movie is awesome!

I love that scene!!!