For Sophie!


#1

You’ll get a laugh out of this (well, any Aussie will)

HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZULLENDER

[FONT=&quot]Milburn … capital of Victoria
Peck … to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside … chemical which kills insects
Pigs … for hanging out washing with
Pug … large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough … computer game
Munner stroney … soup
Min … male of the species
Mess Kara … eye makeup
McKennock … person who fixes cars
Mere … Mayor
Leather … foam produced from soap
Lift … departed
Kiri Pecker … famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps … potato chips
Ken’s … Cairns
Jumbo … pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills … Christmas carol
Inner me … enemy
Guess … vapour
Fush … marine creatures
Fitter cheney … type of pasta
Ever cardeau … avocado
Fear hear … blonde
Ear … mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks … exercise at the gym
Duffy cult … not easy
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Amejen … visualise
Day old chuck … very young poultry
Bug hut … popular recording
Bun button … been bitten by insect
Beard … a place to sleep
Chully Bun … Esky
Sucks Peck … Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland … an extinct airline
Beers … animals found in U.S. forests
Veerjun… mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze … wellknown computer program
Brudge … structure spanning a stream
Sex … one less than sivven
Tin … onemore than nine
Iggs Ecktly … Precisely
Earplane … large flying machine
Beggage Chucken … your suitcase at the earport
Sivven Sucks Sivven … large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven… larger Boeing aircraft
Cuds … children
Pits … domestic animals
Cuttin … baby cat
Munce… usually served on toast[/FONT]
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#2

LMAO!!! I am dying laughing. DYING!!!


#3

Good aye bro?:thumbup


#4

Funny as, bro!

I have tears in my eyes, I am laughing so hard.


#5

Heres the Chinese one

[FONT=&quot]1) That is not right…Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man…Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse…Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?..Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table…Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift…Chin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here…Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet…Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone…No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week…Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight…Lei Ying Lo
14) He is cleaning his automobile…Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive…Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great…Fa Kin Su Pah [/FONT]


#6

How else are you supposed to say those?


#7

With an “ehhhh” sound in the middle, not an “i” sound.


#8

I can’t tell the difference between “e” and “i” as in pen and pin. Drove one of my English teachers crazy when I would give a presentation in class.


#9

Are you Kiwi bychance?


#10

Nope. I’m pretty sure it’s from the years of ear infections I had when I was really little. I never learned the difference then so I have issues with it now.