Okay, this is for all the southern woman out there. I am a true southerner myself and I am proud of it!
Southern woman appreciate their natural assets:
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
“Why, no, Billy Bob!”
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
“Y’all come back!”
“Well, bless your heart.”
“Drop by when you can.”
“How’s your Momma?”
Southern women know their summer weather report:
Southern women know their vacation spots:
Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody’s first name:
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions:
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with mama’s homemade jelly
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Charleston
New Orleans (N’awlins)
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!
Now…Shugah, send this to some girls who were raised in the South
or wish they had been! If you’re a Northern transplant, Bless your heart,
fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could…!!!