First a little background. At work there’s two Sarahs, one is the one I like and talk to about normal things, and the other is the crown n coke drinkin, sex lovin maniac that I love to death (more or less as a sister figure). I’m not the type of guy that has sex on the brain all day. I have more important things to stress out about. So she’s not really used to me asking her things like you’ll read about later on or talking about it in general.
ANYWAY, She’s always got something dirty on her mind… it’s always a trip to be around her.
Well today we were walking to our first break and she stops suddenly and turns into one of the aisles, then suddenly turns back around and keeps walking. She said she was going to flash Kay, but then she saw one of the shippers out by the docks in perfect line of sight.
Hearing this, you know it gets me thinking about that… so I told her she can go ahead and do it anyway and she just rolls her eyes at me.
Later on in the day she comes to lunch as I’m already out eating my cheese toastie, and just to be an ass (read: joking, honestly.) I was like “well since I won’t get any visual stimulation today…” and she rolls her eyes and tells me to let it go in the serious tone she gets in her voice sometimes.
Now, as females I ask you… does this sound fair to you? She’s the reason I’m thinking like this, and she keeps putting these possibilities into my head, and then she tells me to let things like that go even though she talks about it more than I ever have.
One last question, why are females with big boobs evil?