Got a big mutha after me


#1

well… i went to my local friendlies and saw this extremely SEXY girl working, who then became my waitress, and started to talk to me. well she kinda blew me off like 128394710239 times, but thats ok cuz im a loser and shes a hot popular girl. well we eventually hung out and she seemed to take a liking to me. we ended up hooking up and then she told me about her boyfriend :dunno . well she showed me a picture and the dude is seriously huge. hes on steroids so is probly also very angry, he can bench me ontop of me (and i weigh 180 lbs, yea he does about 360) and he is now out to kick my ass for gettin wit his girl. even though they are now broken up he blames it on me. well im not really scared cuz i guess he cant fight but i just dont wanna get in a fight wit a testosterone blown big mutha fucka. ill have to lay the smackdown on him :rock


#2

was it amazingly kickass sex? dont worry about it :cool


#3

it was worth it… even if i do get my ass kicked
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/bates.gif but i got a little suprise for him http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/terminator.gif hahaha :fu


#4

Dude, your so going to get your ass kicked. :rofl :rofl :rofl

Okay okay maybe not. Just don’t hang out where he is known to hang out at. He will only want to start something if he sees you and he is with buddy’s that he thinks he might beable to impress.


#5

hahah she used you to get back at her b/f!! well, unless yall still speak… Do yall still speak?


#6

If I were you, I’d bang her again :hump


#7

ha yea we do shes here now :smiley:


#8

do it :hump :rock :cool


#9

Heres what ya do, when you finally come face to face with him you ask him, “so, how did I taste?” just be fore you give him a closed fisted sucker punch in the throat. :rock :nuts


#10

holy shit… haha DO IT :rock


#11

Well, since there’s a weight advantage on his part, and you don’t know how to fight…

it’s been nice knowing ya.


#12

Re: RE: got a big mutha after me

[quote=2000Si]Well, since there’s a weight advantage on his part, and you don’t know how to fight…

it’s been nice knowing ya.[/quote]

no you got it all wrong, hes the big goofy dude, i DO know how to fight, he doesnt and has never been in a fight, so i have an advantage there i guess.

bossman thats awesome lol if it ever comes down to it im doing it


#13

get it on video http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/b3bcea4019121ad50fadc18be5f9249c.gif


#14

Re: RE: got a big mutha after me

haha me and her? :hump or me kickin rambos ass http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/slapface.gif


#15

Re: RE: got a big mutha after me

haha me and her? :hump or me kickin rambos ass http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/slapface.gif[/quote]

Both :rock :hump


#16

Re: RE: got a big mutha after me

haha me and her? :hump or me kickin rambos ass http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/slapface.gif[/quote]

Both :rock :hump[/quote] :agree


#17

If I kick his ass for ya can I :hump her :smiley:


#18

I hate it when some guy want to kick your butt because you take care of his girl for him. He should be mad at her, not you.


#19

:agree Yea you service her cuz he can’t then he thinks it was your fault. :fu


#20

knocking his adams apple to the side of his throat works and if it doesn’t kick the side of his knee cap (or kick him in the nuts but if he’s juicing that may be hard)dropping him down then kick him in the teeth…if you do that he will never want to fuck with you again…DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT let him get his hands on you…it doesn’t matter if he’s never been in a fight if he gets his hands on you it will prolly hurt