Grilling remarks


#1

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife “Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!” She ignores the remark.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, “If you think I’m gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken.” :rofl :rofl :rofl


#2

bahahaha owned


#3

haha, funnah- did this happen to you by any chance? lol


#4

:rofl :funnah :funnah :rofl :rofl :rofl :funnah :funnah :lol :owned


#5

Re: RE: Grilling remarks

Of course not! My ass aint THAT big. :slight_smile:


#6

Now that is a good one!


#7

Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip! :smiley:

Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout “Fuck”?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout “Bingo!” :smiley:

Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo :smiley:

Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant. :rofl

Q. Why can’t women read maps?
A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile. :smiley:


#8

Re: RE: Grilling remarks

[quote=Bossman351]Q. Why can’t women read maps?
A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile. :smiley:
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well, talk to alice… she’ll tell ya that md has a huge member… :lol