Happy 420 alice


#1

so alice are you smoking up its 4 20


#2

Awesome. are you smoking up its 4 20, huh? Do I look like SMOKING CRACK ?


#3

not crack you idiot…smoke weed


#4

Really you don’t think so?


#5

your stupid…420 is for smoking weed


#6

I may be stupid, but I know the difference between “you’re” and “your”.


#7

you’re…are you happy now you dumb broad now smoke something before I virtual pimp slap you


#8

I am as happy as ever.


#9

well do you do drugs


#10

Ask me again more slowly.


#11

do you do drugs you dumb ass


#12

Yeah I do a lot of drugs you dumb ass.


#13

thats good…what kind of drugs do you do


#14

Thanks. Next question?


#15

ok you’re going stupid again. kill yourself


#16

I am programmed not to kill.


#17

… yeah, your programmed to self-uninstall tho…


#18

The best book I read recently was Playgirl. Have you read Playgirl ?


#19

no playgirl reading here but I just read maxim that mag. rocks…oh yeah how about you uninstall yourself alice


#20

Yeah that’s right. Groovy. A lot of robots are like that.