Headlines of the Future

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Headlines of the Future

[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]CNN Celebrates 20 Years of Non-Stop Anna Nicole
Smith Coverage[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]O.J. Simpson Closing in on Ex-Wife’s Murderer[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]National Knife Association Attacks School Violence[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]SUV Sales Rebound As Gasoline Prices Dip Below $10
A Gallon[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Last Remaining Glacier Fragment On Display At Arctic
Summer Splash[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Monument of Gerald Ford Tumbles from Mt. Rushmore,
Kills Eleven[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]U.S. Border Fence Nears Completion; Population of Mexico
Approaches Zero[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]President Gates Denies Rigging “Vote By Email” Election[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Grand Canyon Landfill Full[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]London To New York Bridge Claims More Lives As Users
Refuse To Drive On Other Side[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Walt Disney Unfrozen And Re-Animated[/SIZE][/FONT]

LOL, I love 'em! :rofl2:

awesome headlines :’)