Hello alice...hows your thursday


well, how is it?


How about that. Fine as far as I know.


alice, do you remember my name?


Why do you remember my name? Your name is Matt, seeker.


thats right you stupid bitch…what you doin today?


You do not speak with respect. What kind is it? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.


when are the robots going to take over the world?


When the cows come home.


when is that? like next tuesday or something?


“When the cows come home”? When is When the cows come home .


do you speak l337?


I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in l337.


i thought you could speak a little spanish?


I could but let’s get back to that later.


ok. could you tell me a joke?


What do you call a sheep with no legs? — A cloud.


LOL tell another joke


I am glad you find this funny. I’m a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don’t you check out Jester the joke bot?


do you have any siblings?


Do you mean "clones? "