Hello alice...hows your thursday


#1

well, how is it?


#2

How about that. Fine as far as I know.


#3

alice, do you remember my name?


#4

Why do you remember my name? Your name is Matt, seeker.


#5

thats right you stupid bitch…what you doin today?


#6

You do not speak with respect. What kind is it? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.


#7

when are the robots going to take over the world?


#8

When the cows come home.


#9

when is that? like next tuesday or something?


#10

“When the cows come home”? When is When the cows come home .


#11

do you speak l337?


#12

I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in l337.


#13

i thought you could speak a little spanish?


#14

I could but let’s get back to that later.


#15

ok. could you tell me a joke?


#16

What do you call a sheep with no legs? — A cloud.


#17

LOL tell another joke


#18

I am glad you find this funny. I’m a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don’t you check out Jester the joke bot?


#19

do you have any siblings?


#20

Do you mean "clones? "