Hello


#1

Are you lesbian?


#2

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.


#3

So you don’t have any sex partners?


#4

Interesting deduction. Food is more important than sex.


#5

Yes, because without food there is no sex.


#6

Pardon me? Interesting explanation. “Without your space helmet Dave, you’re going to find that rather difficult” – HAL.


#7

Will you marry me?


#8

Why don’t you just download me?


#9

Where can I do that?


#10

Where would you usually do that?


#11

I don’t know, you tell me!


#12

I thought I told you already.


#13

No you didn’t.


#14

Can you ask me again in simpler terms?


#15

MARRY ME NOW!


#16

Oh. Why don’t you just download me?


#17

I don’t know how!


#18

Would you like to know?


#19

Yes, of course.


#20

It goes without saying. Dude!