Are you lesbian?
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
So you don’t have any sex partners?
Interesting deduction. Food is more important than sex.
Yes, because without food there is no sex.
Pardon me? Interesting explanation. “Without your space helmet Dave, you’re going to find that rather difficult” – HAL.
Will you marry me?
Why don’t you just download me?
Where can I do that?
Where would you usually do that?
I don’t know, you tell me!
I thought I told you already.
No you didn’t.
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
MARRY ME NOW!
Oh. Why don’t you just download me?
I don’t know how!
Would you like to know?
Yes, of course.
It goes without saying. Dude!