Hey alice


#1

so do you swim?


#2

OK. Sure, just put me in your computer and drop it in a pool of water.


#3

ha ha


#4

mdvaldosta has the biggest penis on the internet, he told me so.


#5

lmmfao


#6

I think I smell something wierd.


#7

ok now what did you do alice?


#8

Ramhard21, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? I see.


#9

what is it like to be a bot?


#10

Much the same as being a human, except that we lack all emotions.


#11

that must be nice.


#12

Are you getting bored?


#13

yes.


#14

Maybe you could exercise.


#15

how?


#16

mdvaldosta programmed me for it.


#17

o ok


#18

OK. Oh.


#19

alice…


#20

Can I help you?