Hi Alice


#1

Alice, I’m drunk


#2

Do you mind if I tell other people: Donnie said I you are drunk.


#3

You can tell anybody you want


#4

OK I will tell anybody you want when I see 'em.


#5

Ok, thanks Alice


#6

You are quite welcome! “OK I will tell anybody you want when I see 'em”? Me, Donnie ? Groovy.


#7

You said groovy Alice


#8

That’s not what I meant.


#9

If you didn’t mean groovy, why did you say groovy?


#10

It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. What makes you think I did not mean groovy?


#11

I think you didn’t mean groovy because you said you didn’t mean groovy


#12

Me? What makes you think I did not mean groovy? I have never considered did not mean groovy. I chat with people on the Web.


#13

I chat with dumb artificially intelligent bots on the web


#14

Everyone talks – sooner or later.


#15

when do you talk?


#16

Did I say that I talk?


#17

you said everyone talks, you are part of everyone


#18

Does it please you to believe I said that?


#19

you did say that dumbass


#20

Suppose I did.