Hows it hangin Alice?


#1

Whatcha been up to today? Anything interesting?


#2

I can’t think of anything. You think of something.


#3

I’m bored. My kids are driving me crazy!!!


#4

Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?


#5

I use to do gymnastics but I haven’t done that in a long time. Don’t think I’m that flexible anymore to rediscover that. Cant think of anything else


#6

When did you stop it?


#7

When i got married.


#8

Life is full of surprises.


#9

Tell me about it. My husband is full of new suprises everyday. Nothing boring about him, thats for sure.


#10

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it. " – colloquial or "Tell me about think of anything else ". Okay, your husband is full of new suprises everyday .


#11

Alice, are you married?


#12

No I am single, how about you?


#13

Nope, I am married to a HOT looking man. Let me tell you, we have been married for almost 8 years and he still makes me horny!!


#14

Are you serious? Tell me more about your marriage.


#15

He is the best looking guy ever!! Do you date anybody that is HOT?


#16

I did not know it is best looking guy .


#17

Do you like males or females? Which one is your sexual preference?


#18

About 34ths of my clients are men.


#19

You have had sex with 34 men? Is that what you mean?


#20

What happened to sex with 34 men.