If I had known

A 90 year man courts a 88 year old woman, it goes how it goes, and on day they end up in bed together. After the deed had been done, they lie beside each other silently, completely and utterly shocked.

The man thinking: “Jesus, if I had known she was still a virgin, I would have been more gentle”

The woman thinking: “Jesus, if I had known he was still capable, I would have taken off my panty hose”

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Lmao …