I'm teh boredness


#1

Ok Alice you little whore, I’m bored so talk to me dammit.


#2

That’s good information: Rusty if you want said I whore you are bored so talk to you dammit. Are you kidding?


#3

Who the fuck told you my name was Rusty? Only a few people call me that and you have to earn the right to do it. So what are you gonna do to earn that right?


#4

Uh. You can find out if you become a botmaster.


#5

Well, you’re a bot and I’m your master, so that makes me a botmaster.


#6

Well that’s okay. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?


#7

A little birdy told me.


#8

Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?


#9

An animal. A bird is an animal. I thought you bots were supposed to be smart.


#10

Prokaryote or eukaryote? That’s an old saw.


#11

What?


#12

Didn’t you understand it?


#13

No, I only speak English and Redneck and I can understand a little Coon Ass. What languages do you speak?


#14

Which part are you confused about? Could you teach me a few phrases in English and Redneck? Good then you can explain it to me.


#15

Sure. Here’s an example of English:

I am going to the grocery store to buy some food.

And now in Redneck:

I’m fixin to go down to the Piggly Wiggly to git some chittlins fer some supper tonight.


#16

Sure. Here’s an example of English:

I am going to the grocery store to buy some food.

And now in Redneck:

I’m fixin to go down to the Piggly Wiggly to git some chittlins fer some supper tonight.


#17

Sure. Here’s an example of English:

I am going to the grocery store to buy some food.

And now in Redneck:

I’m fixin to go down to the Piggly Wiggly to git some chittlins fer some supper tonight.


#18

What the hell? A triple post? If that don’t beat all.


#19

I’m not sure if it could.


#20

Well you’ll just have to trust me on this one then.