Imagine


#1

[size=6][b]Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.

They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on ‘I Will Survive,’ so you’re off on the dance floor.

After an hour or so, when ‘Heart of Glass’ has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three.

You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink.

He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.

When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you.

You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don’t want it to stop.

“I don’t usually do this sort of thing,” you hear yourself saying, "but I’ve never felt like this before.

Do you want to come back to my place?"

You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night’s memories slightly blurred .

You look at yourself in the mirror, make an “urgh” sound. .

As you’re sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .

With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom

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#2

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#3

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

I would barf all over him! Seriously.
Then I would want to know what the hell was put in my drinks to EVER make me do that thing! That is NASTY!!!


#4

hahahaah!! I about shit my pants when I saw that!!! My ex step mom sent it to me.


#5

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Veronica, that was disgusting.

I seriously might die now. lol. BLECH!


#6

:wtf :barf :o :barf


#7

http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/3c3f3265e052efcbf68440edc17dbf2c.gif


#8

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#9

There’s a disturbing image that will NEVER leave my brain, thanks.


#10

Re: RE: imagine

:funnah :rofl :funnah


#11

Was the sex good enough to shave him???


#12

Re: RE: imagine

[quote=Mrs Behavin]
Then I would want to know what the hell was put in my drinks to EVER make me do that thing! [/quote]

:agree

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#13

i would say you were :owned


#14

I don’t get it…you’d sleep with the wolfman?


#15

Is that Joe? :dunno


#16

roofie anyone?


#17

V never answered if that was Joe :dunno


#18

RedStang…you’ve whored the OT like crazy lol


#19

I have everyone now :smiley: but the one that si locked


#20

Hey! I just thought of something! I think Im gonna take that picture of that hairy ass man and blow it up and hang it on my 7yr old daughters wall, that way she will never ever ever wanna have a boyfriend.