A girl says to her date, "You’re in for a real treat. I’ve been told that I
have a body just like New Jersey."
So, her date grabs her waist and asks, “What’s this?” She
replies, “This is Middlesex.”
He grabs her butt and asks "What’s this? She replies “Freehold.”
Then he grabs her breast and asks “What’s this?” She replies
Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this
is Cherry Hill?"
“No”, She replies, “That’s Eatontown.”
The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says,
“Welcome to Wildwood!”
Gotta love New Jersey