Jersey Girl


#1

A girl says to her date, "You’re in for a real treat. I’ve been told that I

have a body just like New Jersey."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, “What’s this?” She

replies, “This is Middlesex.”

He grabs her butt and asks "What’s this? She replies “Freehold.”

Then he grabs her breast and asks “What’s this?” She replies

“Point Pleasant.”

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this

is Cherry Hill?"

“No”, She replies, “That’s Eatontown.”

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says,

“Welcome to Wildwood!”

Gotta love New Jersey


#2

Thats good stuff right there! :rofl :rofl :rofl
Jersey girls must be easy!


#3

well I’m from Eatontown and thats what made the joke funny to me


#4

Thats really a name of a town? :dunno


#5

yeah thats my home town…all the names of the towns are real places in the joke


#6

lol i love that, well guess some time on my way to new hampshire i will have to make a quick stop off at New Jersey.


#7

you can have a blast in jersey…just gotta know where to go


#8

You also have to stop over in PA. Where Blue Ball, PA is only right down the road from Virginville, PA.

What were these people thinking when they named these towns???


#9

:dunno


#10

Sorry, look at my edit… I’m half asleep here :smiley:


#11

and I’m willing to bet that virgins is a rare find there


#12

[quote=UncleBacon]A girl says to her date, "You’re in for a real treat. I’ve been told that I

have a body just like New Jersey."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, “What’s this?” She

replies, “This is Middlesex.”

He grabs her butt and asks "What’s this? She replies “Freehold.”

Then he grabs her breast and asks “What’s this?” She replies

“Point Pleasant.”

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this

is Cherry Hill?"

“No”, She replies, “That’s Eatontown.”

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says,

“Welcome to Wildwood!”

Gotta love New Jersey[/quote]

ha ha ha