Joke of the evening, 8/2


#1

A Woman Who Reads

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes

to

read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing

and

decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take

the

boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues
to
read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, “Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” She replies, (Thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start
at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,”
says
the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.

The woman replied, “That’s true, but you have all the equipment.
For
all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can
also
think.

:rofl


#2

Thats some quick thinkin!


#3

:rofl :funnah


#4

I figured thatr out like when I was just a bacon bits


#5

Bacon bits :rofl :rofl :rofl


#6

:funnah :funnah :funnah :funnah