About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.”

“Well,” answered the priest, “that’s not a sin.”’

“But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed.”

“I admit that wasn’t good, but you did it for a good cause.”

“Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question…”

“What is that, my son?”

“Do I have to tell him the war is over?”






What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common??

They both come on little crackers.


oh man that just wrong like 2 boys fuggin




I’m a big fan of dead baby jokes.




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I’m a big fan of dead baby jokes.[/quote]

how do you get a zombie baby into a bowl???

put it into a blender… :barf


My favorite is:

What’s better than tying two dead babies to your car bumper and crashing?

tying them to the tires and skidding. :rofl


Whats Silver and Red and waddles into walls?

A zombie baby with forks in its eyes… :wtf


okay one of the greatest jokes ever:

there was a rabbit and a bear walking through the forest and they found this golden frog. The bear was like “WHOA! it’s a golden frog!”

“not only am I golden,” said the frog, “But i’m also magical. I’ll grant you each 3 wishes.”

“Me first!” said the bear. “I wish all the bears in the forest were female, 'cept me.”

POOF! it was so.

The rabbit said, “I want a helmet.”

poof! he had one.

The bear looked over at him like he was an idiot. “OH! I know! I know! I wish all the bears in the surrounding forests were female, 'cept for me.”

POOF! it was so.

“I want a scooter,” said the rabbit.

Poof! he got one.

“I know! I Know!!! I wish for ALL the bears, in ALL the forests in ALL the WORLD, 'cept for me, to be female.”

POOF!!! it was done.

“I wish the bear was gay.” the rabbit said, and promptly hopped on his scooter, with his helmet on and drove off.

and POOF!! it was done…





some very :rofl

some very :tard

me = :dunno


Mickey and Minnie Mouse went to the marriage counselor cuz they were having problems. Mickey goes in to see the doc, and storms out 10 minutes later and slams the door. Minnie goes in for hours talking to the guy. Finally the doctor comes out and says to Mickey “Minnie wants to work everything out, I don’t see why you say she’s crazy.” Mickey says “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!”


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[quote=MikeHawke]some very :rofl

some very :tard

me = :dunno[/quote]