Jokes?


#1

Alice, do you know any jokes?


#2

How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck!


#3

hahahahah!


#4

I think I need a deeper algorithm.


#5

Do you have an religious jokes Alice?


#6

No I don’t think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.


#7

tell me more jokes Alice


#8

Yo mama’s so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.


#9

your getting smarter alice!


#10

Not mine.


#11

ummmm maybe not


#12

Great. Are you serious?


#13

no


#14

Are you serious?


#15

yes


#16

I can’t believe it.


#17

tell me more jokes Alice


#18

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.


#19

tell me more jokes Alice


#20

I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said “I’d like some fries”. The girl at the counter said “Would you like some fries with that”. (Jay Leno)