“Okay, class, we’re going to play a game today,” said the third grade teacher. “I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word ‘perhaps’ in it.”
She then goes around the room asking each child.
Mikey says, “Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won’t give us any homework.”
The teacher says, “Very good, Mikey.”
Clair says, “The sky is very dark, perhaps it’s going to rain.”
The teacher says, “Very good, Clair.”
Little Johnny says, “Yesterday, when I got home from school my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna shit on the piano.”