Lottery


#1

I don’t want to be a dick, but can someone remind me to buy a lottery ticket before the drawing, I always forget. DAMN IT!! :dunno


#2

Well, get your head out of your ass and write it down somewhere. Oh, and I forgot too. Not like I would have won though.


#3

buy a ticket now


#4

Re: RE: LOTTERY

That is a genius idea. I think I will do that. By the way Uncle, who is the chick in your photo?


#5

http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/9d6960dce24435edd9565e0ce20505bc.gif


#6

thats my girlfriend

and if you believe that I have a 12 inch penis


#7

I have a 12 inch penis…but i dont nelieve you.
nice tits though.


#8

http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/1c62cdd865fba7eecb550297a5a5fbee.gif


#9

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[quote=Favilicious]I have a 12 inch penis…but i dont nelieve you.
nice tits though.[/quote]

Don’t believe it, he told me he was hung like a squirrel! http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/3a484c8e93763a94ee4eef96c1b87b03.gif


#10

http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=171

she aint much to look at , but she’s a wild cat in the sack.


#11

Is that your ride? http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/535510da405c7250e74d9fb9cc82f8b0.gif


#12

What the hell Matt? That’s my girl! Cheating biotch!


#13

I think I’m getting a chubby. Bacon, you are doing well then. A hot chick and a 12 inch dick. You are the man.

So did you guys like my ladies tan lines
http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=160


#14

Re: RE: LOTTERY

[quote=Favilicious]http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=171

she aint much to look at , but she’s a wild cat in the sack.[/quote]
Dude, what are you talking about, she is smokin’. Is that Rusty trying to get under your little Sombrero? :agree


#15

http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/album_thumbnail.php?pic_id=174

heres a pic of our kids playing outside…hey what the! Cletus git off yur sister!!!


#16

Sorry about that…the Mom has Kentucky blood in her.


#17

Re: RE: LOTTERY

[quote=Favilicious]http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/album_thumbnail.php?pic_id=174

heres a pic of our kids playing outside…hey what the! Cletus git off yur sister!!![/quote]

Hay Cletus, let me no whin you git dun so’s I kin take a ride on yur sister two!


#18

http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/smilies_mod/upload/b3bcea4019121ad50fadc18be5f9249c.gif


#19

Re: RE: LOTTERY

Are you bored?


#20

just teasin, here’s a pic of their real Mom, well…part of her anyways…

http://www.offtopicz.com/forums/album_thumbnail.php?pic_id=176