Lyrics to funny songs

post up some of your favorite songs that are pretty funny. heres one i like:

song: Boomin’ Granny
group: Beastie Boys

Ah yea…
Agh yea this one’s dedicated to all
the ladies in the front , the back
All the older ladies out there
lookin’ nice, you know who you are

I need you, boomin’ granny
I said I want you, boomin’ granny
Boomin’ granny, boomin’ granny
Boomin’ granny, good and plenty

Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny
But here’s some sex rhymes for those that are horny
For your boomin’ granny with the boomin’ system
Said I love ya won’t leave ya so you got to listen
See I’m talkin’ about the way that I’m feeling
You’re so lovely lengthy and so appealing
A sassy sophisticated sexy lady
Well I’m 26 and you’re 80
The clock is ticking so you better not front
We can go downtown and we could smoke some blunt
Well you’re a Golden Girl, just like Bea Arthur
Just turn down the lights so we can go farther

Boomin’ granny, boomin’ granny
Boomin’ granny, good and plenty

Because I saw ya at the check out line
You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine
Sophisticated, and so mature
I couldn’t really care if you’re 50 or 74
Because I want ya, and I need ya
Hey boomin’ granny you could be my teacher
And I could be your pet, bet
Listen old lady I’m gonna make ya sweat!
I know I’m younger, and your much older
You look so nice on my Chevy Nova
I’m gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya
I gotta tell ya lady I said I want ya, boomin’ granny

Because I need you boomin’ granny
Boomin’ granny, boomin’ fanny
Boomin’ granny, good and plenty

(He’ll never me be an) ol’ man River

Contreversian song about River Phoenix by Tism

I saw his body thrashing round.
I saw his heart rate going down.
I saw him in convulsive throes.
I said, “I’ll have one of those.”

Hillary had Everest in his veins;
Armstrong did moon, was never the same -
Heroes explore to give us hope:
River Phoenix pushed back the envelope.

I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk;
I injected some of Hendrix’s junk;
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd’s plane;
Mama Cass’s sandwich? - I ate the same.

But now I’m bored and there’s no stoppin’ -
I need another celeb to fill a coffin.
Where will I get my next drug action?
Odds on it will be Michael Jackson.