Man bites off tip of own penis


#1

[SIZE=4]Source: MSNBC[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]NBCNewYork.com[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]updated 6:18 a.m. ET April 17, 2009 [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

“How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind,” a police official told The Daily News.

You think?

Iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in Suffolk County in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old girl, according to the News.

It’s not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused – or impressed – that he did it at all.

He’s recovering at Brooklyn Hospital Center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment.[/SIZE]


#2

Ummmmm… okay…


#3

if he could get his own penis in his mouth… y did he ever leave the house!!!


#4

:24:…


#5

I think if I had a penis, and could put it in my mouth, I still wouldn’t. And if I did, I sure as hell wouldn’t be biting it!


#6

I’m with HTC on this one. Holy jeez though…that had to hurt.


#7

must have ‘been’ a big lad to do that


#8

I think he practices yoga and aerobics and can bend easily to reach it. I tried just now but couldnt reach mine


#9

:eek what the hell


#10

Let’s face it, all of us here with cocks tried it after we read that, don’t lie now…


#11

Omg!!!


#12

He could bend it like David Beckham instead of soccer ball, its his balls