Man utd jokes - thought they were funny!

  1. Man Utd’s sponsor AIG says it all this season…

“Almost In Greece”…

  1. In the wake of all the telephone competition scams on ITV and the BBC where entrants stood no chance of winning, Alex Ferguson and Manchester United have put in a complaint to FIFA for entering a competition they could not win !

  2. Whilst Pepe Reina was performing his heroics at Anfield saving the penalties that sent Liverpool through to the Champions League final his house was being burgled - the police has released a statement stating that they are talking to Frank Lampard to ask of his whereabouts between the hours 7.45pm until 9.30pm on Tuesday night!