Men's English

  1. I am hungry = I am hungry
  2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
  3. I am tired = I am tired
  4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
  5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
  6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
  7. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
  8. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
  9. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
  10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
  11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
  12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
  13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins
    14.Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you.

Yup, true!:smiley:

someone please delete this, cant have all the women knowing our secret code cause they wont tell us theirs

Dammit I think the same as men.

So true!

Pretty much sums it up. So…can I call you some time Eridanus? Cause I’m bored.

That sums it all up…LMAO…