More Oxymorons


#1

Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Advanced BASIC
Black light
Blue green
Genuine imitation
Airline Food
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
American history
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt Head
Military Intelligence
Software documentation
New York culture
New classic
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
Synthetic natural gas
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Extinct Life
Temporary tax increase
Computer jock
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Microsoft Works {haha}
Dodge Ram
Jumbo shrimp
IcyHot
Central Intelligence Agency
Fun school
Speeding safely
Living peacefully
Nice Ford
Fast Mustang
Built Ford Tough
Fast Ford
NHL Season
Smart blonde
Dry ice
Cold heat
Positively wrong
Seriously kidding
Artificial intelligence
Truely lying
Fast walking
Slow running
Cruel kindness
Deafening silence
Mournful optimist
Acute dullness
Open-Minded Catholic
“Now, Then…”
Seriously relax
Fine mess
Zero deficit

Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

-Ron


#2

:dunno :tard

those last two questions… kind of wierd… ?


#3

Why did the Scarecrow on the wizard of Oz need a brain even tho he could remember Dorthy, The lion and the tin man easily.


#4

Because. He could remember them because they were there with him the whole time.


#5

Re: RE: More Oxymorons

But… You need a brain to remember.


#6

Remember what??


#7

Dorothy, tin man, the lion and the crack he was taking.


#8

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? LOL OMG SOOOO FUNNY :funnah


#9

I know another one: Nuclear Defense


#10

Re: RE: More Oxymorons

Haha no shit I actually laughed out loud at that one!!!