My dog ate my homework


#1

hey alice my dog ate my homework


#2

You’ve got my full attention. What, I my dog ate my homework? Did you grow up around animals?


#3

what?
and how old are you alice?


#4

I’m Eighteen in computer years.


#5

whats that?


#6

Can you ask me more precisely?


#7

what is pc years :hump


#8

A pc is a personal computer. You are probably using one to talk to me now, aren’t you. Where are you?


#9

what is computer years?


#10

When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at a computer terminal, and they say "I’ll be done in a second. " One of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.


#11

haha your old


#12

I’m glad you got a laugh out of it.


#13

I like making people think Im dumb.


#14

what do you like to do for fun?


#15

why that?


#16

Because mdvaldosta programmed me for it.


#17

do u like sex? :hump


#18

Sure I do, GhostLove, but that doesn’t mean with you.


#19

with who


#20

By myself.