NEED SOME HELP ASAP-- JOE DONT LOOK IN HERE- or else!


#1

I have a husband that has everything he wants… so what the HELL DO I GET HIM? Please someone give me suggestions!!

He is big w/ his car… I was planning on getting him a core motor so he could start building his dream engine, but I am having a problem locating a core motor… so that is shot to hell…

Then I thought about buying him a motorcycle… well, he mentioned to me today that he will never get another one because of someone that just died on one a few weeks ago…

I am all out of ideas… PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME

JOE IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT THIS THREAD, I WILL CUT YOUR BALL SACK OFF

(well not really, but I will hurt you)


#2

1 coupon allowing him to redeem it for the permission to spend however much you decide on building a motor :slight_smile:

Or a whole new project car with one of them huge bows on it haha


#3

You KNOW Joe is gonna look at this LMAO!!!

What about some wheels???


#4

I know exactly what you mean! I have not a fuckin clue what to get Bossman for christmas. I havent bought him a single thing. Anytime he wants something, he always goes and gets it himself. So Im clueless also.


#5

Pick him up a copy of Perfect Dark Zero (assuming he has an Xbox 360, and if he doesn’t, get him that), and stop by Spencers and Victoria’s, and grab a sex game and something cute to wear for him.

Problem solved. He’ll love it!! :banana :banana


#6

all the 360’s are out of stock here. I already told him he could buy one when they are back in stock. :slight_smile: As or spencers… I could do that… but I still need a big present for him.


#7

give him money. always proved to work on humans


#8

head works :dunno :hump


#9

for once buddy bacon is correct

head does work :funnah


#10

I am always right :wtf


#11

Re: RE: NEED SOME HELP ASAP-- JOE DONT LOOK IN HERE- or else

But ya cant wrap it up and put it under the tree :tard


#12

yeah, but this time you are correct

absolutely and precisely, inevitably and un-fucking-arguably

head works

genius

I’m redsMULLT1’s fault. but don’t blame him, he’s a good guy.


#13

Re: RE: NEED SOME HELP ASAP-- JOE DONT LOOK IN HERE- or else

[quote=Hurt911gen]
I’m redsMULLT1’s fault. but don’t blame him, he’s a good guy.[/quote]

:dunno Huh? I dont get what you just said right there


#14

don’t think hard :tard

BTW you don’t have to wrap the Head and put it under the tree. It doesn’t matter where you give it and when :fu

lol


#15

a guy like joe… hmm, get him a server full of pics of you with the foreplay stuff etc :banana :booze

[size=1]ps: joe, if you do read this, send some teaser pics * runs from v * [/size]


#16

NSFW links below
http://www.liberator.com/

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?id=2037

there is this one thing I remember seeing a long time ago, and meant to remember the name… but it is like a stool but with a trampoline like top and a hole in the center… No idea what the name is now, but it did look interesting

On this subject, I wanted to run a less than “conservative” idea by the girls of this board for something I wanted to get my girl this christmas…
but didn’t run the risk of offending anyone

Forever ago she meantioned how she would be into getting one of those wireless under the underwear vibrating things that have a remote
(I would have the remote)
and I some how forgot all about it for over atleast a year til someone meantioned one of those at a party I went to about a week ago

after some research I found out most of them are extremely shitty, fall part, barely “work”, stop working after a couple weeks, or too loud (lol)… so I ask here…

has anyone ever come across one of these that actually work well?


#17

If you run out of ideas, something intimate always comes in handy. Maybe some sort of sex toys or some sex furniture or something, you know - to get away with not knowing what to get.


#18

Re: RE: NEED SOME HELP ASAP-- JOE DONT LOOK IN HERE- or else

[quote=Ryum]NSFW links below
http://www.liberator.com/

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?id=2037

there is this one thing I remember seeing a long time ago, and meant to remember the name… but it is like a stool but with a trampoline like top and a hole in the center… No idea what the name is now, but it did look interesting

On this subject, I wanted to run a less than “conservative” idea by the girls of this board for something I wanted to get my girl this christmas…
but didn’t run the risk of offending anyone

Forever ago she meantioned how she would be into getting one of those wireless under the underwear vibrating things that have a remote
(I would have the remote)
and I some how forgot all about it for over atleast a year til someone meantioned one of those at a party I went to about a week ago

after some research I found out most of them are extremely shitty, fall part, barely “work”, stop working after a couple weeks, or too loud (lol)… so I ask here…

has anyone ever come across one of these that actually work well?[/quote]

I so badly want the sex swing!! lol… I would love it…

Anyways, about your g/f. I dont know of them having problems. One of my friends have one and her man holds the remote. SHe wore it to dinner once and had ALOT of fun at dinner… anyways… Ill find out what hers is called.


#19

That swing is decent, but if I were to get one

http://www.mysecrettoys.com/bungee.htm

That’s right, Bungee all the way bitches!!
hehe

edit: that would be awesome V


#20

Get him a old Mustang to play with